Thoroughly Disgusted

There I was, standing at the lab counter when I felt a tickle in my shoe. Little bit of a scratch from the other foot, and it went away.

There was that little tickle again. Took my shoe off to scratch better... and what popped out?

A HUGE hobo spider.

Spiders don't typically bother me, but they had better stay out of my shoes!

{Shudder.}